[RING RING]
>Hello?
}
>Hello? What do you need?
} a
>Yes? Hello?
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I... what?
}
} OKAY, THERE
} Can you hear me now
>Uh. Ye-yes, yes I can. Who is this?
} Are you
} Spooker
>...Yeeees? Do I know you?
} You will
} Eventually
} What time is it
>Uhhh... 3:19 pm.
} What date
>May 9th?
} Year
>20...25??
} It worked
} Please forgive the sudden intrusion, I was making sure this worked
>What? I don't... understand.
} That is okay you shouldn't
} It is weirdly nice to hear your voice like this
>Please, if you're not going to tell me what you want I'm going to hang up.
} DON'T
} I
} PLEASE DON'T
>Well state your business then! I'm not going to sit here and
} I WORKED TOO HARD TO GET HERE YOU'D BETTER NOT HANG UP
>Listen to you babble nonsensic...
>Stop yelling. I can't understand you.
} SORRY
} sorry
>Who are you?
}
} You can call me D
>Okay D. Why did you call me?
} I wanted to make sure it worked
} Don't ask what "it" is, I can't tell you otherwise it'll break
>What the heck is "i...
>Mm.
>Well, I can assure you "it" works, I can hear you well enough! Soooo... suppose I'll be seeing you.
} SOTP ################
} #### ######### MYSELF WITH A SPE## ######### ### ###### HURT HRUT
>????
} Sorry
} I also wanted to tell you something
>Uhhhhhhhh
>Why...? I was kind of in the middle of stuff.
} You should understand
>I don't.
} You should respect me, I am
} An unfathomable force
} I know many thing
>I'm sure you do, buddy.
} I know in front of you is a charred up laptop, a stupid sticker with a pause button put on it because the guy who owned it thought his dumb logo was hot shit
>
}
} Are you still there SPooker
>ARE YOU WATCHING ME?! WHERE ARE YOU, CAN YOU SEE ME??
} Not particularly
} But I know you have that stupid thing in your possession at this time
>A-are you like, hiding out in the bushes or-??
} I want to warn you, and tell you
}
} iS YOUR REFIDGERATEROR RUNNING?
>What? No?? I don't have a fridge.
} 'CAUSEYOUBETTERCATCHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
}
} oh my God I'm so sorry please forgive me
>Uh.
} I can't control myself I can't stop myself from saying HOW MUCH YOU'RE AN IDIOT, AHAHAHAHAA YOU'LL NEVER
} No.
>What is happening... I-I'm, I think I'm going to hang up now sor--
} HEED A WARNING
} AHEAD OF YOU LIES A DARK PATH, SPOOKER
} ONE I THINK YOU'D BEST ABANDON FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
} IF YOU CONTINUE FORTH SEARCHING
} YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT YOU END UP FINDING
} DESTROY THAT WRETCHED LAPTOP SO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO FACE THE TRUTH
} Thank you for have me friend
} See you real soon!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
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>What...